Top 5 Hockey Tips From My Hockey Buddies*
1) Stay open.
2) Take the shot.
3) Don't give up on the puck.
4) Go to the net.
5) Stay in your lane.
*Much argued over while drinking beers at the Rhino. Dutifully recorded on the back of a band-aid.
1) So John Cusack will turn up at my house with a boombox raised over his head and profess his eternal love for me; 2) 'Cause I have opinions too, you know; 3) 'Cause I have to do something besides go to work and hang out at the Rhino; 4) So I can show the world how freaking clever I am; 5) Everybody else is doing it.