Top 5 Reasons I'd Make a Good Wife to an Aging Rockstar
1) I can actually sing: when he gets old and nostalgic and wants to include his family in future albums, I won't be an embarassment.
2) I have a thing for crinkly-eyed men.
3) I'm kinda' ok at catching things, so when he falls out of a tree, I'm there.
4) No pornstar past to speak of.
5) I know a thing or two about rockin' out.
posted by JC @ 8:19 PM
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2 Comments:
No offence, JC, but your boobs aren't nearly big (or plastic) enough for you to be the wife of an aging rock star. If it's any consolation, your lack of a fake rack is on my Top 5 Reasons Why I Love JC.
my lack of a fake rack is in your top 5? apparently I don't have to try very hard! hee hee
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