Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Top 5 Pics of Kids Getting in the Best Kind of Trouble

If you have a mom, she probably already emailed these to you, but it's my blog, so deal.


Milk is up there on the top shelf buddy.


Better keep this one out of the bathroom.


I like how the kid on the right looks so uncomfortable. "Mommy, my skin feels crackly."


"Man, I'm in deep doodoo when she puts that camera down, so I better make this smile extra genuine."


Un, you missed a spot there sport. Oh, wait, no you didn't.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Top 5 NFB Films

Holy schmokes people, where have you been? I haven't seen you since, like, August!! Sheesh.

OK, well now that we've cleared that up, let's not waste any time.

So, yeah top 5 NFB films:

1) The Big Snit

2) The Sweater

3) George and Rosemary

4) The Cat Came Back

5) Neighbours (1952) - OK, OK, this one I hadn't see until today, so thanks to Marion for pointing it out. Of course, she only pointed it out after Kyle sent me this link. The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Top 5 Reasons to Watch 'Good Morning World'

1) Monday

2) Tuesday

3) Wednesday

4) Thursday

5) Friday

I know, I know, I'm totally cheating, but trust me, it was worth it just to bring these guys to your attention.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Top 5 Urban Etiquette Tips

Stolen from an Eye Weekly editorial called 'The Rules' (July 13, 2006)

1) There is one reason to spit in the street: you have realized there is poison in your mouth. Even then, find a garbage can or sewer grate.

2) Proper negative answer to a panhandler: "Sorry." Proper panhandler response: "Have a nice day." (Improper response for either party: "Fuck! You! Bitch!")

3) There is never a good reason to walk four abreast on the sidewalk. Unlink your arms so we can all get where we're going faster.

4) In restaurants and bars with table service, 15 per cent after tax is the standard minimum tip for acceptable service. Don't think it's fair that you have to tip on tax? You're right, it isn't. But you do. Know what else isn't fair? That the livelihood of your server depends on the whims of cheapskates like you.

5) Do not, unless you really have no choice, move your bowels in a stall directly next to one that is already occupied. And please, ladies, stop hovering over the seat and pissing all over it. Your average toilet seat is cleaner than a public telephone.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Top 5 Reasons it's too Hot to Post

1) No A.C.

2) My knees are sweating.

3) My computer is throwing off heat.

4) I couldn't possibly come up with anything clever to say.

5) A cold shower is waiting.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Top 5 Songs That Remind Me of Slow Dancing with Boys

1) Crazy For You - Madonna

2) Wind of Change - Scorpions

3) November Rain - Guns n' Roses

4) Forever Young - Alphaville

5) Stairway to Heaven - Led Zepplin

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Top 5 Worst Album Covers Ever






With thanks to Boz.